Will this get into the "Best of the Crime Blotter?"

[eredien]

So, I'm sitting on the bench outside Pem Arch, reading. And I look up when a man comes over to me: I figure he's going to ask directions to the reading that's being held in TGH.

He's a pizza guy, I realize. He hands me a coupon.
I look up further.
There is a man, in a yellow chicken suit, standing there with a signboard over him that says, "New! Domino's Chicken Kickers." The part of me that takes notes on everything I see notices that the costume has little chicken feet.

I politely thank the man and watch as he and the chicken shuffle slowly off under Pem Arch, framed by blossoming trees.

It starts to become surreal after about two minutes have elapsed. I figure this is the universe's way of telling me to go finish my paper.

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[copperwolf.livejournal.com]

There's a barbeque place in my town whose logo incorporates a pig wearing sunglasses. I think it's called "Red Hot & Blue."