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eredienThis, like many other things, was a product of summer lunch conversations in Haffner. Thanks, Rabidfangurl.
Top 10 Reasons Gollum is a Writer
1. Unnaturally obsessed with one idea.
2. Lives in cave.
3. Eats strange foods, sleeps on strange schedule.
4. Talks to himself.
5. More than one person living in his head (Smeagol/Gollum).
6. Refuses to give up his "precious" (manuscript?) even under torture.
7. Jumps after "precious" when thrown in incinerator.
8. Maniacal laughter.
9. Has not been seen in years.
10. Thought lost to outside world until sudden reappearance from cave.
Top 10 Reasons Gollum is a Writer
1. Unnaturally obsessed with one idea.
2. Lives in cave.
3. Eats strange foods, sleeps on strange schedule.
4. Talks to himself.
5. More than one person living in his head (Smeagol/Gollum).
6. Refuses to give up his "precious" (manuscript?) even under torture.
7. Jumps after "precious" when thrown in incinerator.
8. Maniacal laughter.
9. Has not been seen in years.
10. Thought lost to outside world until sudden reappearance from cave.