"I am borne along as if by a four-horse chariot!"

You know that inane, sexist, addictive rap song, Baby got Back, don't you? (Don't try to deny it, I know you're humming the stupid thing right now.)

It's in Latin and Greek.

Have fun!
My motto: if you must be obscene, at least be erudite about it. Life's more fun that way.

Thanks go to Making Light for the link .