Feminist Anthropomorphized Food Watch
Unexamined assumptions about relationships and women found in a magazine ad for toasted garlic mozzarella crackers:
1. Opposites attract: "...garlic got caught up in a crazy little thing called love with, of all things, Mozzarella."
2. Real people need to reproduce for a relationship to be viable long-term: "...sure, Tomato and Mozzarella got along, but there was no spark...besides, Tomato was seedless." (Really? Yes, really.)
Menu for tomorrow's easter dinner:
- Black bean, mango and quinoa salad with red pepper and cilantro and scallions
- Seitan burgers with citrus-sesame date sauce
- Lowfat chocolate bundt cake
1. Opposites attract: "...garlic got caught up in a crazy little thing called love with, of all things, Mozzarella."
2. Real people need to reproduce for a relationship to be viable long-term: "...sure, Tomato and Mozzarella got along, but there was no spark...besides, Tomato was seedless." (Really? Yes, really.)
3. Cheating is fine: "garlic and mozzerella sneaked out, and it was everything garlic had dreamt it would be."
Menu for tomorrow's easter dinner:
- Black bean, mango and quinoa salad with red pepper and cilantro and scallions
- Seitan burgers with citrus-sesame date sauce
- Lowfat chocolate bundt cake
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(http://www.threadless.com/submission/95943/The_Downside_of_Genetic_Engineering)
but how can we tell that garlic and mozzarella are of opposite sexes?
The horror of miscegenation
...why, yes, I do like H. P. Lovecraft, why do you ask?
Re: The horror of miscegenation
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