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Everything I Need to Know in Life I Learned by watching "Army of Darkness"...
I have fixed an error in the journal formatting that caused the name of the month on the calendar view to be the same color as the background.
For those of you not in the know, I watched the horrid movie Army of Darkness with Arc on Sunday night while he was here. :)
It was awful. Then again, it was supposed to be. On a scale of 1-10, with Plan Nine from Outer Space and Santa Visits the Martians as our best - worst? - movies at one, and the interminable special-effects sequences in the first Star Trek movie being a ten, this scored about a three. However, it was hilarious - the kind of movie to watch when all you want to do is the Mystery Science Theater 3000 treatment. Therefore, I present
Everything I Need to Know in Life I Learned by watching Army of Darkness
1.) England in the Middle Ages was a desert.
2.) When you are transported into the past, your car will come with you.
3.) Everyone who was important in 1300 wore bright clothes so you could pick them out from the rabble.
4.) Practice your backflips. You never know when you will need to make a stylish entrance into the Zombie Pit of Doom.
5.) Always bring your highschool science textbooks with you. You never know when they will come in handy.
6.) Skeleton warriors, even though they are dead, brainless automations, will still all wear helmets to protect their heads.
7.) Always be careful about where you leave your silverware, and never leave the oven on.
8.) Drinking boling water doesn't hurt you, but will kill any miniature clones living in your stomach.
9.) After the apocalypse, all the major monuments of the world will crowd together so you can see them all at once.
10.) There is no logical fallacy in the statement, "Protect the necronomicon, or fall into the hands of the damned!"
For those of you not in the know, I watched the horrid movie Army of Darkness with Arc on Sunday night while he was here. :)
It was awful. Then again, it was supposed to be. On a scale of 1-10, with Plan Nine from Outer Space and Santa Visits the Martians as our best - worst? - movies at one, and the interminable special-effects sequences in the first Star Trek movie being a ten, this scored about a three. However, it was hilarious - the kind of movie to watch when all you want to do is the Mystery Science Theater 3000 treatment. Therefore, I present
Everything I Need to Know in Life I Learned by watching Army of Darkness
1.) England in the Middle Ages was a desert.
2.) When you are transported into the past, your car will come with you.
3.) Everyone who was important in 1300 wore bright clothes so you could pick them out from the rabble.
4.) Practice your backflips. You never know when you will need to make a stylish entrance into the Zombie Pit of Doom.
5.) Always bring your highschool science textbooks with you. You never know when they will come in handy.
6.) Skeleton warriors, even though they are dead, brainless automations, will still all wear helmets to protect their heads.
7.) Always be careful about where you leave your silverware, and never leave the oven on.
8.) Drinking boling water doesn't hurt you, but will kill any miniature clones living in your stomach.
9.) After the apocalypse, all the major monuments of the world will crowd together so you can see them all at once.
10.) There is no logical fallacy in the statement, "Protect the necronomicon, or fall into the hands of the damned!"